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Something to remember Spring Break ’08 by for always. BFFs and there their DBF boyfriends! I could be a little judge-y (it is Monday and all) but the guy on the left really looks like he needs a slap.He looks like all the preppy asshole jocks from all the 80′s teen movies I grew up with. What do you think his name is? I’m thinking Chip? Biff? Suggestions in comments!
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Zack
The other two should be Screech and Slater.
Chad
i second Chad
I feel like Chad is his middle name but he goes by it and doesn’t tell anyone what his real first name is.
Haha. Totally
i was going to say Chad. the name is always Chad…
This is actually my brother Francis…
Chad/Brad/Thad
Brad… definitely Brad.
Blaine.
Yep–that’s exactly what I was thinking.
Exactly!
Todd. or Blayne.
Steve. His name is totally Steve. When he gets to law school he will demand to be called Steven.
oh totally.
Because the n on the end makes all the difference.
It lets you know he’s a serious law person,
not a pot smoking yuppie like Steve is.
hey…
HAHA poor steve…ahem..i mean steven!
or stephan
Pronounced “eff” not “eve,” of course.
Chaz. Or Tripp, as in he’s the third of his name. I worked in a store that catered to that crowd. Very few redeeming qualities among the lot of ‘em.
I know that guy, his name is Tucker Grant.
Listen Up Losers,
I don’t appreciate you making fun of me and my fraternity brothers. You are just mad because we are good looking and because we probably beat you up in highschool then drove off in daddys convertible.
Signed,
Stew
Stew. That’s better than all the suggestions here.
Of course those guys are douchebags. That’s why they get hot girlfriends.
First name: Brad. Lastname: brad !
i’ll bet his name is kyle and he has a hot girlfriend but is secretly gay.
Chet. Definitely.
Or perhaps his name is Calvin, but he goes by Cal, cuz he’s super cool like that.
Lance
his name is defintly blake….maybe stacy, y’never know
Thorne. Has to be Thorne.
Nah, he’s not a character on the Bold and the Beautiful.
Zachariah Chestfield Collman III
(say it through your teeth)
Trent. His name is Trent. It HAS to be!
Chaz.
Chad, Blane, Todd, Tripp, Brad, or Brock. Has to be.
His name is definitely “Triangular Todd” as in “What the fuck, this guy’s shoulders are way too fucking big in comparison to his waist. What the hell?”
Seriously.
Oh my god that is exactly what I was thinking! He looks so disproportionate and weird!
That’s not the YMCA, that’s the Eiffel Tower.
Well, it would be the Eiffel Tower if Brock realized he should be high-fiving Chet over Trent.
Poor Felicity, Elle, and Jessica…
LOL.
what does DBF stand for?
DBF = DouchBagsForever
Steff, a la James Spader in Pretty in Pink.
maybe his name is Blaine
I still say he’s gay
my name is anthoney lee hall fuck u if u want to say something about that email me @ hallantoney@gmail.com
This has got to be the 43rd person to try and convince us they are the dude we’re mocking.
Which is funny, because Anthony Michael Hall played the geek in all the teen 80′s movies. He was nothing like the jocks.
Uhm.. are you forgetting Johnny Be Good?
Notice that his name is “Anthoney” but the email address is spelled like “Antoney”.
Hmmm.
his name is totally blake
You forgot one very preppy douchebag name: Trey. Trey, the familiar of III, as in Charles Winston Thurgood III.
Trey.
BIFF!!!
I’m thinking Duncan. Or Braxton, Preston, Dylan, Marshall, maybe Gregory (ya know those types that could totally be called Greg, but insist on being refered to by their full name). Honorable mentions include Kingsley, Judge, Harper, Emerson, Connor, Phillip (again, the insistant full name douche) and anything referring to a geology… Brick, Mason, Brick, Steele, etc.
As far as last names go… anything ending in a TON or FIELD. Worthington, Chesterfield, Pennington, Copperfield… etc.
AHAHAHHA
LMAO INFINITY.
although maybe 80% of my guy friends are jocks doesn’t stop me from laughin!! hahah
ps: his name is DEFINITELY TAD!
Oh… I meant Stone… I said brick twice.
It’s definitely Brett. Or Riley. Or Zeke.
Scrot…
that’s not even a name!
Says who. ):
You have Jason, Chris and Monty.
Heath…? Brett? and i agree with whoever said his last name ending in ton or field.
I do believe that’s our dear friend, Gibbons Sinclair!
Luke Perry!
Brett Blaine Harvey
Heath Brett Jeffersons
dudes name has to be Henry
i’m thinking that his name is brandon, and that the other two are chad and adam. why? because that’s their real names. and this happens to be my favorite picture of all time.
i bet it’s brandon, chad, and adam….and the girls names are Caitlyn, Sarah, and Sarah….
Bahahhaa I have to second wow….greatest picture EVER!!! and way to give out our names on the internet sando!!!
pardon my fashionable lateness, i just found these pics. as far as names for “Capt. Douchebag”- i was thinking along the lines of Tadd, Stephen (f sound, not a v.), or perhaps the ever popular Theodore. not Teddy, but Theodore, even to his very best friends..
since i forgot about the other 2 yahoos, i personally think that the names Neil & Bob would suit them best. take your time & figure out who is who. lmao.
sando your an ass for saying our names on here, but this was the best beach trip ive gone on, too bad i live a million miles away from everyone now
They could be british, in which case definitely Nigel.
loool!
Chuck!
Can’t you just imagine that toothy grin that says,
“Whoaa dude. I am so hot right now- and always”
Followed by a dopey chuckle that gives off a jackazz reading.
Chuck!
His hair makes me want to call him Lance.
Lance is a good one. I am thinking Blane though. His hair is awful and makes him look like one of the Disney princes(Not princess, the douche bags they marry)
Tad. Definitely Tad.
Not Chat and not Tad but CHAD yes I approve of that.
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Looks like a Chat to me, or maybe even an Alex
The letter ‘h’.
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7176/theletterh.png
Hmm… I like Tad. Or perhaps Bentley or Chet? Preston? Trent or Skip?
Dirk Hardpec. Deff. One internets to whoever can tell me what that name is from
people, people, people. forget the names. they are acting out a “chain” of xxx-rated acts. my question is: how long did they practice to make it this perfect.
It’s Larry Curly and Moe, the early years.