
Favorite Comment: Is Captain Highliner even wearing pants?
By: ChrisDG74
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Favorite Comment: Is Captain Highliner even wearing pants?
By: ChrisDG74
he’s rather lavish with his wedding gifts
Not that funny.
The title is xD
Just imagine if the guy in the boat was actually saying that xD
Is Captain Highliner even wearing pants?
Cargo shorts, or some other type of knee-length pants in light tan/khaki.
As a matter of fact, it’s one of those old outdated, obscure Missouri laws that when a man attends a wedding in the state he is only required to wear a long t-shirt but he must be a licensed fisherman and he by law is required to carry his license in his underwear. This law predates a woman’s right to vote and is so old in fact, that women had not yet been granted the right to carry a fishing license so it did not pertain to them. By Missouri custom it is seen as disgraceful if the pants-less fisherman in attendance is fishing off the shore or a nearby dock but perfectly acceptable if off a boat, dinghy or any small stable barge. Although seen as rude, he can by law fish on shore as long as he keeps his license in his briefs.
Bride seems to be gazing at the boat guy, rather than the groom.
That’s the “start that motor and you will regret it for the REST of your LIFE!” look. It must be her first wedding. After the second or third, apathy sets in when it comes to the ceremonial part.
LOL!
What the hell are you doin?? There’s plenty of fish in the sea! look!
It’s so rude of them to have a wedding at is fishing spot
Just as the bride planned… sunny day, the lake in the background, some duchebag deciding that out of the whole lake, he’s going to fish a couple yards off shore right behind a wedding. You know, so he can be in 80% of any photos taken at the ceremony and be the center of attention.
At least they have abackup in case things go sour and she throws the ring into the lake…
Hey there, Groom! You catch that one in this lake?
I thought Michael Scofield married Sara Tancredi, not some random blonde.
Wedding Crashers 2: Starring Seasick Steve
Do you take this man in sickness and in health, in the good times and the crappie times?
I hope he’s catching a better fish then she is.
What’s the bomb? Is it that the groom is bored enough to be reading?
Hey…can I have my “somethin’ borrowed” back? The bass are really goin’ after the chartreuse shad wobblers…
“Yeah sorry guys, I’m not gonna be able to make it to your wedding tomorrow… Big surprise meeting.”
*Goes fishing*
“AWW f**K! They were getting married on THIS lake?!!”
That guy kind of looks like my daddy =/
I honestly think that’s my girlfriends dad in the boat….lol. No that’s not the caption, I really think that’s him. I love this site!!!!!
That’s what I was gonna type
wonder if he snagged any hats from the attendants?
OMG is that Mystic, Connecticut?????
You know what they say, a wedding is the best place to catch some snapper!
Yes. Weddings are scary.