
Amen brother.
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Especially if you get caught in the midst of a sweet dance party and you are made of pudding.
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Dear lord, someone needs to warn those girls. Zombies are no laughing matter.
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And now it’s magnetically locked my jaw in a strange pose for all to see.
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Strangely, the only one not to end up with a broken limb that day was the cardboard cut out. – Ms. Fix-It

Submitted by: Emily
Those foamy bubbles had better be just water. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: That Guy Sarkasm says, “Sorry buddy, but the hot chick is in another Jacuzzi.”

Submitted by: Guy Vero
And by “watch” I mean manhood and by “buy” I mean “Are you a prostitute?”. – Ms. Fix-It

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If you’re going to be the fifth wheel, you should own it. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: That Guy superevilgeniuswhowantstodestroytheworld says, “Poor fella, he should have groped his own boob to fit in.”

Submitted by: Tommy
Or if it is, those Nigerian princes are not what I imagined at all. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: That Guy Big Mike says, “Looks like turtle boy’s older brother.”

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As Robert took his final breath, the girls commemorated their victory for the life insurance claims adjuster. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: That Guy Rockingfreakapotamus says, “Worse thing is one of them just farted and it’s bubbled into his face just as he’s taken his last breath.”